They said if New York has the same population density as Alaska, Manhattan would only have 16 residents. Which begs the question:
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Who would ever want to go to Alaska?
1. There’s nothing there but ice.
Hayes River
2. Everything is frozen everywhere.
Glacial River
3. They don’t even have flowers there.
Denali National Park, Alaska.
4. There’s absolutely no place to have a nice boat trip.
Kenai Fjord
5. Let’s not even talk about the dull, colorless Alaskan nights.
Bear Lake, Alaska
6. They probably still live under the rocks.
7. They probably don’t even have a real city.
8. And there’s nothing magnificent about their ice carvings.
Ice Carving Festival, Fair Banks, Alaska
9. There’s no wildlife to see other than moose and bear.
Glacier Bay
10. Snow? It’s everywhere. Just look at these mountains.
Tracy Arm Fjord
11. People there never, ever see the beach.
Surfing off the coast of Aleutian Island, Alaska.
12. There’s nothing vibrant about its surroundings.
Mendenhall Glacier Cave
13. Transport? Forget about it, you’ll be stuck 6 feet under snow.
14. And there’s definitely nothing to see once the snow melts.
Glacial Valley
15. Don’t even think about going on a hike.
Neacola Mountains
16. It has nothing that will awaken your love for the outdoors.
Crow Pass
17. So if you want to go on a road trip, Alaska shouldn’t be on your list.
Don’t go there. Run away.