#1. Take one, it’s fine! He’ll bearly notice you
#2. “It’s sssssoft… I promissssse…”
#3. Either that’s sandpaper, or it’s the most authentic sandpaper looking toilet paper ever
#4. This is just heartbreaking… how am I supposed to wipe now?
#5. I’d love to make some origami, but I have more… pressing matters to attend to
#7. I hope it’s not sticky…
#8. The Facebook like button has gone too far!
#9. Constipated much? This toilet paper is highly advisable to pass the time… oh, and try eating some prunes too, I heard they work wonders
#10. I think I have a better use for your ‘general policy’
#11. Would have been nice if Vader offered his son some tissues after breaking the big news
#13. What have I done…
#14. If running out of toilet paper wasn’t enough, you have Nelson here adding insult to injury
#15. Say cheese!
#16. A good way to remind your guests where it comes from
#18. Everyone has a plan B… and that’s using the cardboard *shudders*
#19. I hope this comes with a sound effect, that would be funny… for a while