#1. The sign people know their s***.
#2. Thanks for clearing that up.
#3. It doesn’t?!
#4. The classic window entrance.
#5. You’ll probably regret it.
#6. Harsh but true.
#7. We’re not even going to imagine what happened that warranted this sign.
#8. Fire, hot. Ice, cold.
#9. Columbus Day reminder.
#10. But it’s so much fun!
#11. Wait, what?!
#12. This is milk.
#13. Don’t hit the sign.
#14. Presumably, at some point someone thought it was.
#15. We promise…
#16. It’s a toilet, people.
#17. You may sit on the alligator, though.
#18. No, it won’t make them fearless.
#19. Or when clean. Up to you.
#20. Why. Just why.
