#1. They bought him a $200 cat tree…
#2. Ass in the Face Part IX : The Saga Continues
#3. “Tell me to sleep inside one more time. I dare you.”
#4. Reason no. 91,643 why you should never let your guard down when a cat is in the room.
#5. My human, the APM (Automatic Petting Machine)
#6. The $2000 Cat Ass Warmer
#7. Not that different from some people’s logic, amirite?
#8. Seriously? Are you kitten me?
#9. One does not simply…open a book next to a cat.
#10. “This shoe is hugging me!”
#11. “Human, you do NOT tell your lord where to rest.”
#12. Because gymnastic maneuvers make the food taste better
#13. You don’t choose the cat life; the cat life chooses you.
#14. And the Venn diagram for what’s for you and what’s for your cat is a CIRCLE.
#15. “Brought you breakfast in bed, see?”
#16. “I knew I shouldn’t have had that extra tin of cat food.”
#17. Get cats, they said. They’re fun, they said.
#18. Cross a cat, and you’ll be hiss-tory.
#20. Cats have zero social skills and even less self restraint.
Maybe if universities offered Bachelor’s in Cat Studies and if our world’s most brilliant minds could devise a means of translating Cat Code, then we could start to understand them better? Nah, who are we kidding.