20 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Arizona

There are probably worse places than Arizona, but we can’t think of any right now. What we do know is that it’s one of the most unappealing destinations imaginable.

Don’t believe us? Let us count the ways.

1. Let’s start with the obvious: deserts are boring.

Glen Canyon National Recreation Area

2. Not to mention, miserable.

Sonoran Desert

3. There’s literally nothing to see.

Monument Valley



Mojave Desert

5. *cue cricket sounds*

Grand Canyon

6. It’s also dreadfully hot.

Watson Lake, Prescott

7. So hot that hell itself might actually be cooler.

Bright Angel Train, Grand Canyon

8. And don’t get us started on how dry it is.

Horseshoe Bend

9. It’s all dust and despair.

Mooney Falls

10. No wonder nothing lives there.

Bighorn Sheep

Arizona Bobcat

11. Even plants don’t stand a chance.

Kofa Mountain

12. The people are so common.

Navajo National Monument

13. And the place is so backwards.

Kitt Peak National Observatory

14. There’s nothing to do.

Waterholes Canyon

15. And nowhere to go.

16. Plus, the lighting is just hideous.

Antelope Canyon

17. Honestly, have you ever seen anything so lackluster?

Four Peaks Wilderness

18. Or a place so devoid of personality?

Lower Antelope Canyon

19. That’s Arizona for you.

Petrified Forest National Park

20. So do yourself a favor and skip it, you can thank us later.


Sedona Red Rocks

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