23 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Montana

There are so many beautiful states in the country — and sorry to say, but Montana is most definitely not one of them. If it isn’t yet obvious why, then these photos should be pretty convincing.

#1. Montana Schmontana.

Cracker Lake by Doug Solis

Cracker Lake, Glacier National Park.

#2. The place is nothing but a vast wasteland of rock and dust.

View from the Reef, west of Wolf Creek, Montana.

#3. What’s there to see?

Bighorn, Montana.

#4. And an equally important question: what is there to do?

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Kayaking and surfing, Brennan’s Wave, Missoula.

#5. The uninspiring environment isn’t really conducive to recreation.

West Glacier, Montana.

#6. People probably just stare at blank walls, for lack of anything better to do.

Glacier National Park.

#7. Barren lands as far as the eyes can see.

Crystal Ford, Montana.

#8. Similar to living in a black hole, and just as exciting.

Goose Island, St. Marys Lake.

#9. Why they nicknamed themselves “The Last Best Place” is a mystery to anybody.

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The Weeping Wall.

#10. Calling it a “good place” would be pushing it.

Devil’s Canyon Overlook, Bighorn Canyon.

#11. Just look at that horrible view.

Siyeh Bend, Logan Pass.

#12. So dismal and dreary.

Many Glacier Hotel, Montana.

#13. I can’t bear to look.

Mokowanis Lake, Glacier National Park.

#14. The waters are extremely muddy and polluted.

Leigh Lake, Libby, Montana.

#15. Just… gross.

McDonald Creek.

#16. Be prepared to be bored out of your wits.

Red Ants Pants Music Festival, White Sulphur Springs.

#17. There’s nothing of interest to make you want to leave your house.

Big Sky, Montana.

#18. Seriously, you’ll be pulling your hair out from severe boredom.

Lake McDonald.

#19. As for the food? Go whet your appetite somewhere else.

Bison osso bucco, Yellowstone.

#20. There’s nothing gastronomically appealing for you here.

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Roasted petit filet of Rocky Mountain elk with Montana huckleberry demi-glace.

#21. The restaurants are bland in both taste and appearance.

Tiki mermaids at Sip ‘n Dip Lounge, Great Falls.

#22. So if you ever get a burning urge to visit Montana, ignore it.

Wilsall, Montana.

#23. Literally no one would be caught dead in this hellhole.

Hidden Lake, Glacier National Park.

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