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24 Headlines That Should Never Have Been Written

How did these ever make it to print?

#1. It seems like this committee can make an informed decision.

#2. You don’t say?

#3. Well that’s surprising.

#4. Things with wings have wings.

#5. Oh so that’s what they are designed to do.

#6. That must be one hell of a conference.

#7. It’s all a matter of perspective.

#8. It’s not the size guys, it’s how you use it.

#9. What could this have possibly meant?

#10. Well he’s got a point there.

#11. Talk about beating a dead horse.

#12. There were too many letters anyways.

#13. Never buy lemonade from kids who live in this town.

#14. They had no idea what was buried there.

#15. It’s better than playing with someone else’s balls.

#16. Now who was handling all the doctor duties beforehand? Lunch ladies?

#17. Great plan. Sounds legit.

#18. This is terrible news.

#19. Leave a trail of hotdogs and alcohol nips for them to follow out of the city?

#20. Real deep.

#21. Well that’s unfortunate.

#22. This I don’t believe for one second.

#23. So alive folks! So alive.

#24. I think that’s a question for Splinter and some radioactive turtles.