Don’t be fooled by those fluffy furballs you call ‘pets’. One of them just told us he’s having a friend for dinner.
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1. “Yesterday, you let those armed men in white take my beloved flesh sacs. Today… I take yours.”
2. “This measly human can conjure a storm at will! I have greatly underestimated my opponent’s abilities!”
3. “For the last time, I DO NOT WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN!”
4. “I hate having a younger brother. He doesn’t even look like me.”
5. *gasp* “My evil plans are finally coming into fruition! Oh what joy!”
6. “I’ve been expecting you.”
7. “I swear, if I have to hear the words ‘cute’ and ‘fluffy’ one more time, you’re going to regret it.”
8. “Oscar, have you accepted my offer to take over the world together? Oscar, look at me. Look at me. OSCAR.”
9. “My precioussss.”
10. “Soon, little orange fish. Very soon.”
11. “Put ya hands up – this is a stickup!”
12. “Oh, poor, sweet, innocent dog. You do not know the suffering you are about to endure at my hands.”
13. “Target locked. Initiating Operation Red Death.”
14. “Take a good, long look, dog. ‘Coz this is the last face you’ll ever see!”
15. “Well then. Say goodbye to your beloved Barkley.”
16. “Oh good, you’re here. Time to give you my parting gift… at the bottom of the lake.”
17. “Eet eez now time for you to meet… your maker!”
18. “Let me just set up my video camera over here before I send my humans tumbling over that cliff towards the rocky abyss… “
19. “This pitiful human will never see it comi— I didn’t do it, I swear!”
20. “I’ll be watching, always watching.”
21. “Hello there, human. Do you want to play?”
22. “I find it amusing that you even try, human. But try as you may, you cannot escape the clutches of my evil.”
23. “Choose how you wish me to end your miserable excuse for a life, human. Or I will choose for you.”
24. “Come hither, hither, pretty human.”
25. “You can run, but you can’t hide.”
