Dogs: man’s best friend or woman’s better boyfriend? You decide.
#1. Dogs feel guilty when they’ve done something wrong.
You don’t have to put up with denial and empty apologies.
#2. The later you get home, the more excited they will be to see you.
You’ll never hear any nagging like: “you said 10 mins!”
#3. And they will always be happy to see you.
ALWAYS.
#4. They won’t complain about your cooking.
“Bacon and peanut butter again?! Yes!”
#5. If you don’t like your dog’s hair, you’re allowed to do something about it.
Total. Control.
#6. They won’t care if you put on a few pounds.
Because they love food just as much as you do.
#7. You will always have someone to cuddle with.
Mmmm, cuddles. Lots and lots of cuddles.
#8. If they stray, they will always find their way back.
Guaranteed.
#9. You can train a dog.
There are no obedience classes for boyfriends, remember that.
Um… Okay, maybe not this one. Too far?
#11. You won’t have to worry about a big fight or a break-up if your dog has other bitches.
“Oh, uh, this isn’t what it looks like.”
#12. In most cases the closest your dog will ever come to cheating on you is when they’re humping your belongings.
Don’t worry, it’s nothing personal.
#13. They won’t get mad when you bother them.
They love you that much.
#14. You can dress them up however you want.
They’re happy with whatever you choose.
#15. When they snore, it’s cute.
And you won’t lose any sleep.
#16. You can name them, and call them whatever you want.
“Wait, I thought she named me Rocco. Who the heck is Bae? Am I Bae?”
#17. You can have two dogs, and no one will judge you for it.
Or any number of dogs for that matter.
Dogs have more than enough love to go around.
#19. You won’t have to worry about your friends not liking your dog…
Who doesn’t like dogs? And why would you have friends who don’t like dogs?
#20. … Or your dog not liking your friends.
“Look at my tail!! Look at how much I love your friends!”
#21. They’ll watch whatever movie you want to watch.
Not like they have much of a choice. “For the love of bacon, not this Lion King nonsense again.”
#22. They won’t mind your taste in music.
And dogs won’t judge you for your growing love of Taylor Swift.
#23. The only sh*t you have to deal with is the literal kind.
Hey, at least it’s predictable.
#24. Dogs won’t wake up one day and realize they don’t love you anymore.
Hold back those tears.
#25. Because they always will, no matter what.
HOLD. BACK. THOSE. TEARS.
#26. Dogs are no stranger to unconditional love.
Sigh. What more could you ask for?
#27. Come on, seriously. Look at that face.
How could anyone not prefer this over a boyfriend?
This face would never break your heart.
Neither would these two.
Or this cutie down here.
Dogs > boyfriends. Case closed.
