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#1. They’ve mastered the system.
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#2. They do not respond to threats.
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#3. They’re willing to face scary creatures alone.
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#4. They’re getting with the times.
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#5. They’re learning the art of comedy.
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#6. They can’t be bossed around.
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#7. They throw bad literature at their enemies.
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#8. They know their worth.
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#9. They are skilled in camouflage and disguise.
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#10. They’re educating themselves with the jargon of their citizens.
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#11. They send their minions on difficult missions on their behalf.
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#12. They can weave philosophy and late 2000’s culture seamlessly.
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#13. They are totally on Google.
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#14. They know how to say “beans” in multiple languages.
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#15. They make you question reality.
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#16. They even make you doubt your sanity.
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#17. They make their presence known in the most badass of ways.
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#18. They call it like it is.
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#19. They have mastered the art of the meme response.
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#20. They practice war strategies whenever they can.
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#21. They are expert ad lib lyricists.
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#22. They understand what’s really important in life.
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#23. They do not run out of energy for cooking or verbal exercises.
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#24. They can singlehandedly carry the confidence of an entire Kardashian clan.
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#25. They slyly squeeze sensitive information out of you.
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#26. Their emoji game has reached new heights.
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#27. They are very not stupid.
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#28. They have advanced multilingual skills.
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#28. They know how to shut you down.
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#29. They know that with great power comes great responsibility.
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#30. They churn out the most solid advice.
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#31. They have #LifeGoals.
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#32. They are armed with the newest gadgets.
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#33. They share the secrets of the trade.
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#35. And lastly, they are quick learners.
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