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#1. She should have just written, “Sorry Dude, Your Car Sucks”
#2. A pregnant woman teaches small children the meaning of hate
#3. Oh yes, so here’s some heart clogging sticks to make your face feel better
#4. The liquor was doing all the thinking
#5. Jack is a special kind of jerk
#6. At least she was honest!
#7. He even ate the breadsticks
#8. (CUSTOMER NAME) is not pleased with the (SPECIFIC ITEM) you gave her
#9. Be wary of reasons he could be sorry to come
#10. At least he returned it?
#11. This is cardinal sin number four at the frat house
#12. You should probably question this one
#13. Just the pillow?!
#14. I don’t think Eli is your friend anymore dude
#15. Sell this one to MoMa
#16. Mary just couldn’t take it anymore
#17. The best part is she wrote this on her “To-Do” notepad
#18. Some people should be institutionalized
#19. Wait. Matt is using your face products?
#20. Pay me back in pills? Sounds legit
#21. Straight white girl wasted
#22. Oh yes. That makes it all better now
#23. Take that you 1%
#24. The picture helps
#25. That’s what she said
#26. Nice try car Romeo
#27. He needed closure
#28. It would have been better not to know
#29. Liam lays down the law
#30. Ten bucks says Picasso will do it again tomorrow
#31. How do you even clean horse pee?
#32. No amount of soap could ever scrub that girl’s soul clean
#33. The horror
