We know your parents told you not to play with your food. But with these gadgets, you just won’t be able to help yourself.
#1. Mr. Tea Infuser
He’s enjoying his hot steam bath so much! What a cutie.
#2. Ferry Silicone Steaming Lid
Turn your kitchen into a miniature industrial factory.
#3. Custom Engraved Rolling Pins
You’d probably engrave anything that can hold a shape when you have these.
#4. Spartan Knife Holder
Play the bad villain to this little warrior and stick a knife — or six — in him.
#5. Sharky Tea Infuser
Works best with red tea, obviously.
#6. Quintuple Bladed Herb Scissors
These scissors cut your prepping time by a lot!
#7. Mitten Ice Tongs
These tongs come with tiny red mittens to protect their fragile steel ‘hands’ from the harsh ice (awwww).
#8. Magic Wand Salt And Pepper Shakers
Channel your inner fairy with these magic wand condiment holders. You can pretend it’s fairy dust.
#9. Cool Jewels Ice Cube Tray
Diamonds are not forever, apparently.
#10. Lipstick Flask
Looks like something a Bond girl would have stashed in her clutch, along with mascara that’s actually a miniature gun.
#11. Deep Tea Diver Infuser
The stainless-steel ‘air tank’ is a handy counterweight, so you won’t have to worry about your diver being completely lost at tea.
#12. Blood Splash Set
Normally, you’d want to avoid having blood splattered all over your kitchen counter, but not in this case.
#13. Panda Toast Stamp
Introduce some kawaii cuteness into your mornings with this adorable gadget.
#14. Boogey Yolk Separator
This may not be the most appetizing sight, but in terms of coolness ratings, it’s definitely up there.
#15. Hedgehog Cheese Grater
Help give this bald hedgehog some (cheese) quills!
#16. Skull-Shaped Boiled Egg Mold
Meeee… eaaaat… braaaaaains!
#17. Pizza Scissors
Shut up and take my money!
#18. Popcorn Maker
“I’m running out of ammo, Smee! Load ’em all into the bazooka!”
#19. Jaws Knife Sharpener
So morbid. So cool.
#20. Hot Man Trivet
This guy will give old Atlas a run for his money.
#21. Manatea Tea Infuser
“Hello there, friend. How are you doing today?”
#22. Shark Sushi Plate
“Give me all your sushi!”
#23. Unicorn Sprinkler Shaker
The myth is real! Unicorns do make rainbows!
#24. Pasta Server
This little green dino has a thing for spaghetti. *chomp, chomp!*
#25. Brain Freezer Ice Cube Mold
Hannibal Lecter would be so proud.
#26. Snowball Salt and Pepper Shaker
Perfect for Christmas dinners.
#27. Triceratops Corn Holder
If you’re at a barbecue party and they don’t have dinosaur corn-on-the-cob holders, then you’re at the wrong party.
#28. Sparrows Salad Bowl and Servers
These adorable birds will watch you eat your healthy leafies with delight.
#29. Jeans Muffin Form
Everyone will comment on how tasty your muffin top is.
#30. Chicken Bottle Stopper
This dead chicken will save your wine.
#31. Bread Saw
For lumberjacks looking for a manly way to cut their bread.
#32. Arthur Boiled Egg Cup Holder with Eating Spoon
These small knights will guard your food with their lives.
#33. Lid Sid
This guy is either climbing into your pot or trying to get out of it. Try to stop Sid by putting the lid on him, the sneaky bastard.
#34. Star Wars Darth Vader Mask Toaster
Enjoy your morning coffee with subtle reminders of your evil misdeeds and plans to conquer the galaxy.
#35. Whisker Dam
Gentlemen, the days of soggy, post-beer moustaches are long gone.