#1. Campfire Roasting Rods: $119.95
Why waste time searching for the right stick when you can just use these overpriced yet convenient plastic rods?
#2. A Personal Submarine: $2,000,000
Snorkling is for suckers. Real ballers cruise low in their very own amphibious vessel.
#3. Inflatable Outdoor Color Dot Game: $2,000
Why buy this over the $20 mat version? Because being inflatable makes it 100x better, that’s why.
#4. Flying Hovercraft: $190,000
Ever found yourself riding in a hovercraft and thinking: “damn, I wish I could fly out of here”? Yeah, me neither. But if you did, this could be yours for the low price of $190,000.
#5. Human Bowling Ball: $5,500
Ok, I admit, this looks fun. It would be a bit weird to play alone though…
#6. Classic Snow Cone Cart: $4,000
That’s one way to get ice cream (or you could head down to the shops).
#7. 85-Foot Inflatable Military Obstacle Course: $12,500
When military drills meet bouncy castles. I hope this isn’t for kids only, because I’d love to jump in there.
#8. Inflatable Water Park: $7,999.99
Now I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t exactly call a floating slide a ‘water park’. And judging by the look of the old guy behind the ladies (who most probably paid for it), I don’t think he does either.
#9. Killer Whale Submarine: $100,000
If you want to truly arrive in style, there are times when a normal submarine just doesn’t cut it. That’s when the Killer Whale Submarine comes in. Favored by dictators and egomaniacs.
#10. Barbecue Dining Boat: $50,000
Want to show how rich you are? Then why not invest in this floating barbecue boat that you’ll probably only ever use 2 or 3 times before it rusts away and sits in your mansion’s basement?