18 Funny Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up Modern Married Life

There’s nothing as lovely as love, except maybe hilarious tweets from slightly annoyed spouses opening their hearts and homes for us to laugh at.

#1. Invisible cloak, activate.

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#2. Chicken soup for stubborn husbands.

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#3. Poor parents.

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#4. Husband being the first born.

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#5. Wife: What’s yours is mine, what’s mine is mine.

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#6. Argument starter.

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#7. Married sexting 101.

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#8. Don’t you dare press that button.

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#9. Bathroom doors will forever be unlocked.

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#10. The silent treatment.

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#11. There are always exemptions to the rule.

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#12. Innocent face: ON.

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#13. Sexy time? Oh wait, just snack time.

https://twitter.com/ValeeGrrl/status/682055528311308288?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

#14. Phew.

#15. The dog is a part of this marriage.

#16. Quick, guys, I need the brain!

#17. It’s all about compromise.

#18. And then this just sums up modern love, really.

https://twitter.com/mel_evans/status/701636263619665920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw