It’s that time of year again: loved-up couples hold hands and enjoy romantic restaurant dinners, while the rest of us make jokes about how lame Valentine’s Day is on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest.
#1.
https://twitter.com/Ghetto_CNN/status/697400554977415168
#2.
https://twitter.com/millertime4545/status/566626174768807936
#3.
https://twitter.com/ComedyPics/status/697404725457764352
#4.
https://twitter.com/StarWarsLogics/status/697481673135558656
#5.
https://twitter.com/UKBanter/status/697456933842849794
#6.
Guys think girls are hard to please like no show up w some cheap flowers and a rotisserie chicken and she will love u forever
— nicci ? (@niccisaint) February 10, 2016
#7.
Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
#8.
I have a valentine, but she goes to another school. also she's modeling overseas right now.
— lawblob (@lawblob) February 14, 2015
#9.
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/562349674820947968
#10.
https://twitter.com/girlposts/status/433352240024150016
#11.
https://twitter.com/pakalupapito/status/692306813367275520
#12.
Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) February 14, 2015
#13.
You are never alone on Valentine's Day if you're near a lake and have bread.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) February 14, 2015
#14.
Blow her mind this Valentine's Day by PUTTING YOUR OWN DAMN DISHES IN THE DISHWASHER BRANDON THEY DON'T NEED TO "SOAK"
— New Year Worse Me (@SortaBad) February 13, 2015
#15.
This Valentines give her what she really wants: a throne forged from the bones of her enemies & a relentless reign of terror over the masses
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 13, 2015
#16.
Sending flowers to your significant other at work is a great way to tell all their coworkers that you used to have $60.
— Matt (@sucittaM) February 14, 2012
#17.
https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/566700472955043840