We’ve all seen disgruntled and angry looking cats, but this one takes it to a whole new level. Please meet Garfi, the cat who wants to let you know that he would delightfully maim you in your sleep.
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If you touch this roast chicken, you will die.
Oh? You were planning on accessing this drawer? Do you wish to keep your hands?
How dare you disturb me during my luxurious bathing time.
Your human contraptions are dumb and useless.
I will see to it that you find a special place in hell for this.
I hope a rainbow was murdered in the making of this umbrella.
So you want to play dress-up? Sure. And why don’t you just come a little closer …
Everything is mine. MINE.
Can I help you with something?
The Grinch seems like the Tooth Fairy compared with me.
All of your family will die now.
Your bones look delicious.
Close the top and no one will get hurt.
Disturb me again, human, and I will dance upon your corpse in a cornfield.
I look fabulous playing soccer. You look like an idiot.
This is how I feel about your culinary skills.
I look like I have a halo? Well, that’s amusing.
I only read books that help me plot to destroy the universe.
Have a holy, jolly, Deathmas.
I refuse to find joy in existence.
Garfi may have walked down the road where all happiness goes to die, but that doesn’t mean you can’t laugh at his anger. You can find more of Garfi on Flickr and Getty images.