Cats are the masters of the universe. It’s time we accept our inferiority.
These furry felines (slash evil overlords) have successfully trained their human subjects to perform far beyond the basic can-opening skills.
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#1. Personal Elevator (how else can your cat get to her penthouse suite?)
#2. And some of us just sleep on a mattress on the floor?
#3. Hammocks are perfect for taking catnaps.
#4. An awful lot of castle for not a lot of cat.
#5. His Majesty only accepts real leather. None of that fake pleather stuff, yuck.
#6. When you see a cat with a gadget that you don’t even own, you quickly see your place in the world.
#7. This cat can eat anything he wants. Sushi? Caviar? A severed human foot? No one can resist that face.
#8. “If my mass is equal to or less than the volume, then I shall occupy the space.”
#9. “Is my limo waiting, Javier?”
#10. “You call this a 5-star hotel? I can literally feel the 600 thread count, cheapskates.”
#12. This is a cat on board a private jet plane. Yup, she’s fancier than all of us.
#13. Uhm. Can your owner adopt a human as pet?
#14. “Next time, use the gold plate, Boris.”
#15. “I prefer to dine alone, servant. You may remain there while I finish my meal.”
