20 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Maine

Maine – sounds like a sad street in some obscure town in the middle of nowhere, doesn’t it? But apparently, it’s a STATE. Unbelievable.

Well, whatever. We’re pretty sure it’s the sorriest state there is.

1. Its landscape is pretty dismal.

2. With a coast smack dab in northeast America where it’s darned cold, it’s a complete waste of beaches.

3. How depressing.

Kind of makes one want to jump off the cliff in despair, doesn’t it?

4. It’s no better inland, too.

5. Flat as a pancake, yet nowhere near as warm.

6. B-O-R-I-N-G!

7. Honestly, have you ever seen such a bland terrain?

8. It’s quite unfortunate, really.

9. The inhabitants look like they’re not from this century.

10. They probably still live in huts.

Quaint, but NO.

11. Honestly, the place just looks wretched.

12. There’s really not that much to do, either.

13. It’s just not the most happening place on earth, that’s all.

14. And heavens, the food selection is atrocious!

15. I feel sorry for anyone who has to eat that rubbish.

16. I mean, look at it. Is that supposed to be appetizing?

17. There’s not much to see in the way of wildlife either.


18. Talk about a barren landscape.

19. So if you want to live somewhere that actually looks nice, avoid Maine at all costs.

20. Seriously, there’s nothing to see here.