1. 50 shades of awful.
2. Glad to be of service.
3. May not be entirely age appropriate.
4. On point.
5. Start ’em young.
6. Eureka!
7. Sounds like a lot of work.
8. He’s quite the cheeky one.
9. Megafunny.
10. They’re not known for mincing words.
11. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
12. At least, it rhymes, right?
13. Always open to serve you.
14. Surely they had a point.
15. Their optimism is infectious.
16. This doubles as a mission statement.
17. Probably tastes like it, too.
18. This does happen sometimes.
19. It’s not the journey; it’s the destination.
20. Multitasking at its finest.
21. We’re sure there’s a perfectly good explanation for this.
22. Somebody evidently has a voracious appetite.
23. Only if you’re really open-minded.
24. Trust me, you don’t want to be a regular.
25. Only in the Midwest.
