21 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Kansas

“There’s no place like home,” Dorothy said of Kansas. There’s no place quite as bad, more like.

#1. The entire state is basically dead.

Sunflower field.

#2. Nothing grows here.

Wheat field.

#3. They say ‘it’s quaint’, we say ‘it ain’t’.

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Silver Creek Stone Arch Bridge.

#4. You can feel the desolation at every turn.

A schoolhouse, Arvonia.

#5. It’s just so plain.

Monument Rocks, Gove.

#6. Not to mention quite behind the times.

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Downtown Wichita.

#7. Having no personality seems to be a statewide thing.

Lucia Day, Lindsborg.

#8. It’s no wonder nobody worth knowing ever came from here.

Dwight D. Eisenhower Memorial, Abilene.

#9. They don’t have any real culture to speak of.

Boot Hill Museum, Dodge City.

#10. And their history is pretty uninspiring.

Cowboys at Old Cowtown Museum, Wichita.

#11. Meh.

Bennington.

#12. You’ll be bored out of your eyeballs.

Strataca Kansas Underground Salt Museum.

#13. So don’t expect to be entertained.

Kansas Speedway.

#14. ‘Fun’ is just not in the state vocabulary.

Salina’s Kenwood Cove.

#15. You’ll end up spending the entire time you’re there twiddling your thumbs.

Tuttle Creek Lake Reservoir.

#16. It’s not even a good enough place for animals of any sort.

Bald eagle.

#17. So don’t expect to see any interesting creatures out and about.

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Whitetail deer.

#18. The whole place is just painfully ugly.

An abandoned farmhouse near Mushroom Rocks.

#19. A complete waste of space.

Somewhere between Lawrence and Lecompton.

#20. So if you’re planning to visit Kansas anytime soon, you might want to seriously rethink your plans.

Kansas Badlands.

#21. It’s just not worth the trip.

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Coronado Heights Castle, Lindsborg.