Because life is hard enough as it is.
#1. Why get up to check on the pizza when you can just FaceTime the pizza?
#2. Who’s gonna know, pray tell?
#3. Ingenious (though probably unsafe).
#4. Use stairs in case of emergency only.
#5. Well, that’s one way to use a Nerf gun.
#6. Like a boss.
#7. *slow clap*.
#8. Honestly, who has the time?
#9. In fact, why not?
#10. Now that’s an idea!
#11. No… energy… to… peel.
#12. LOL.
#13. Multitasking at its finest.
#14. Sitting up is way too much work.
#15. It’s almost artistic.
#16. Well, pets do have to earn their keep…
#17. We’ve all done this at some point.
#18. Because going outside is just too much work.
#19. He’ll probably get to it… eventually.
#20. Is this the zombie apocalypse? No, it’s just humanity.
#21. This is what laptops are made for.
#22. Kids these days.
#23. This is actually quite an achievement.
#24. No need to wash up ever again.
#25. EVER.
#26. Talk about hands-free.
#27. Opening the package can wait.
#28. Why waste a perfectly good blade?