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Most of us have felt the excruciating pain and agony from a rogue LEGO brick hiding in the carpet. Ouch.
It’s been every parent’s waking nightmare for over six decades, but now anti-LEGO slippers are here to save us all.
With these slippers, you can jump on a child’s entire LEGO creation and not feel a thing (except in your soul, you monster).
Adult feet everywhere may yet be safe from the primary-colored terrors lying in wait.
LEGO and French ad agency, Brand Station, invented the slippers… after just 66 years of hobbling and cursing.
They’re red, yellow, and square like a LEGO brick, too. Masters of disguise.
Sadly, only 1,500 slippers have been made to be given away at random over Christmas — you can sign up to receive a pair here (but only if you live in France).
Looks like we’ll have to wait for further LEGO-defense developments or continue to suffer in silence. Or, if you’re feeling really wild, you could buy normal slippers.