17 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Utah

There are many beautiful places to visit in the US — but Utah is not one of them.

#1. Utah is a hiker and nature lover’s nightmare.

#2. There is literally nothing to see.

#3. Yes, yes, we get it. Rocks, rocks, and more rocks. Yawn.

#4. Want epic scenery? Don’t visit Utah.

#5. Want adventure? Stay well away from this boring state.

#6. The night sky is only mildly impressive — we’ve seen better.

#7. Once you’ve seen one salt lake you’ve seen them all.

#8. Don’t expect to be able to go fishing in this dry barren wasteland of an American state.

#9. There is zero adventure here. You’re better off eating chips in front of your TV.

#10. If you want to see magnificent creatures you’re better off going to neighboring Colorado. Yep, it’s much nicer over there.

#11. This has to be the most mediocre skyline any capital city has to offer. Are you sufficiently embarrassed Salt Lake City?

#12. Christmas is a particularly bad time to visit.

#13. Thinking of hitting the slopes? Great! But you won’t be able to do it in Utah.

#14. Imagine going to a concert here. The acoustics must be terrible.

#15. Sorry am I meant to gasp at the fall colors? Ooooh, eeeee, no.

#16. Pathetic.

#17. We wouldn’t go here if you paid us.

Thanks, anyway.