#1. “I asked my sister how big she wanted her pancakes and she said, ‘It doesn’t matter’.”
#2. “Today was extremely hot and my brother offered me this. I don’t know if I should be angry or impressed.”
#3. “My brother had to work so he asked me to save him a bit of everything.”
#4. “My wife just graduated from the police academy. Her sister sent these to our house.”
#5. “My sister is a vegan. Last night, she and a few friends crashed in my pad. She’s going to be so confused when she wakes up.”
#6. “My little brother did this whilst nobody else was home. I think it’s fair to say he’s the spawn of Satan.”
#7. “My younger brother made me a playlist.”
#8. When your brother comes to meet you at the airport.
#9. “My sister’s nickname is giraffe because she has a long neck. She hates it. This is going to be her birthday gift.”
#10. “Ordered new sneakers, asked my little brother for pics while I’m at work.”
#11. “I sent my sister a Snapchat of a party I had when my parents where gone. She sent this photo of my dad in reply.”
#12. “I thought my brother actually got me an awesome gift to make up for all the pranks he pulls on me, but… nope.”
#13. When your mom says you’re sharing a room with your sister for a night.
#14. “I replaced a picture of my sister with one of Vladimir Putin before my family came over for Christmas. They haven’t noticed yet.”
#15. “My brother-in-law’s a mechanic. This is his idea of gift wrap.”
#16. “My younger brother, everyone.”
#17. Brother of the year.
#18. “My brother mailed me a potato again.”
#19. “My brother always ruins my selfies.”
#20. “My sister just got married and asked me to save her a newspaper from her wedding day.”
#21. “So my brother thinks Nicholas Cage is a big d-bag. We have a history of pranking each other in ridiculous ways, so my GF and I came up with this.”