Normally you send a card to wish loved ones all the best on special occasions. But what do you do when you’re just jealous of their success, or you want to remind them that each birthday is really just a step closer to the grave?
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You send them these.
Paul Gandhi’s cards don’t hold back — show people what you’re really thinking.
Well done, thanks for reminding me how devoid of success my own existence is.
But the cards still express the love we have for friends and family.
Just in an affectionately aggressive way.
The birthday girl knows this is what everyone’s really thinking.
Well it’s true.
What’s better than thoroughly demotivating a pal?
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