Millenials = also called the OMG Pizza generation or the Cat Videos generation. Aside from sharing a birth decade, you find you have very little in common with the latte-toting bunch. You don’t dislike them, per se — it’s just that you disagree with some of their life choices:
#1. You don’t get the cult-like obsession with Starbucks.
$4.65 for a coffee? We’d rather buy the entire instant coffee aisle at Costco.
#2. You think beards are irresponsible.
Okay, they may make some guys look really hot, but would anyone really want a petri dish-full of bacteria centimetres away from their mouth?
#3. You eat your food hot.
It doesn’t take you 15 minutes, 20 Instagram-worthy photos, and several filters before you dig into your meal. You enjoy your plate as it is, and take pictures of people around the table, not the food.
#4. You think Apple is overrated.
Your opinion might not be the popular one in this world of Apple worshippers, but you think there are other gadgets that serve the same purpose as the iPhone and have the added bonus of not costing you your entire life savings.
#5. You don’t lose your sh*t when you can’t go on Facebook.
It’s called a dead zone, geez.
#7. You experience life through one pair of lenses: your eyes.
Some people whip out their camera phone for every life event, but you prefer to live in the moment — not capture the moment and live in it later. #NoFilter needed.
#8. You don’t think kale is fit for human consumption.
Admit it: if you knew what week-old underwear tastes like, kale would probably taste like that.
#9. You don’t take 30 selfies of yourself in one sitting.
We get it, sometimes you just wake up looking dope. It happens. But can you please stop at photo number 34? Thanks.