15. So jumbo Oreos don’t exist, but jumbo Borios do???
16. Sandwich cookie or sexual innuendo? Hmmm…
17. In case you didn’t know, here’s that one ninja turtle that didn’t make the cut.
18. Self-confidence not included.
Psst, guess what? Those muscles are fake.
19. Spongebob… cupcake pants? Eh?
20. Stephen Hillenburg’s not gonna like this…
Sandwich boy actually doesn’t sound THAT bad.
21. Did Hamburger Helper get promoted?
22. SEEMS LEGIT.
23. …Could it?
Y u not sure?
24. Why is it so proud to not be butter?
But butter is great 🙁
25. If it’s not butter then WHAT IS IT THEN?!??
26. Is this their subtle way of saying these are butter’s ashes?
When you can’t commit to real butter, apparently.