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#1. What did vegetables ever do to you?
#2. Wikipedia three ways.
#3. This is oddly beautiful. Sleep tight, grassy pals.
#4. When you’ve tried but it’s 5.30pm and your friends are waiting.
#5. Hang yourself, hang someone else — just relax and hang everyone.
#6. If you eat my skin one more time…
#7. In some ways, this is very good advice.
#9. You seem nice, but do you put your shoes on your face?
#10. Now THAT’s customer service.
#11. Poor duck.
#12. Probably don’t want to grab that in a fire…
#13. That’s one heavy duty manicure.
#14. So gross, but we really want to see it.
#15. Thanks for the advice.
#16. We hope you mean your donkey and not something else.
#17. What were they trying to say?!
#18. This soup has a very specific target audience.
#19. And thank goodness they put up a warning.
