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#1. The dream.
#2. The nightmare.
#3. This endless struggle.
#4. This terrifying (daily) occurrence,
#5. This wishful thinking.
#6. This cruel reality.
#7. This mastery of silent rage.
#8. This moment of weakness.
#9. This hilarious joke.
#10. This thing we all wish we could do.
#11. This 100% accurate feeling.
#12. The calm before the storm.
#13. Remember this?
#14. The horrifying realization that they’re yours.
#15. The split personality of a mom on the edge.
#16. When you first realize that you’re going to be a parent.
#17. The solidarity of parents who feel one another’s pain.
#18. The sad (but kind of sweet) truth.
#19. The yoga poses you’ll contort yourself into to catch them looking cute one time.
#20. There is no escape.
#21. All families are like this, right?
#22. Why.
#23. SCREAM.
#24. It’s just like having three small dinosaurs (but no Chris Pratt).
#25. Fri-what now?
#26. The reason kids love visiting grandma.
#27. The discovery that silence has become your biggest fear.
#28. Every. Damn. Day.
But it’s wonderful really… right?