19 Tweets That Prove Kids Really Do Say The Funniest Things

#1. Sadly, that’s not how they work.

#2. That’s all any of us really want.

https://twitter.com/cray_at_home_ma/status/725763921039101953?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

#3. And is he rich?

#4. What good is THAT?

https://twitter.com/ashleyaustrew/status/726893403972198400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

#5. Mastering sarcasm before the alphabet.

#6. You’ve raised her well.

#7. Why.

#8. Ouch.

#9. What exactly do you do, Daddy?

#10. Takes one to know one. Just sayin’.

#11. Bad daddy.

#12. It’s more like highly concentrated mass hysteria.

#13. They won’t shut up for many, many years.

#14. Wise words from a seven-year-old.

#15. That’s what adults do all day, to be fair.

#16. Oh, the power.

#17. Master of subtlety (and self-incrimination).

#18. Apparently this isn’t how parenting works.

#19. She makes a valid point.

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