People have been taking to Twitter and sharing all the joys of married life via the hashtag #MarriedPeopleIssues. It turns out marital bliss isn’t all hand holding and roses, but pimple popping and, er, farting.
#1. Spending time alone, together.
#2. Falling for that classic trick.
#3. And the endless “I don’t mind”s that follow.
#4. Because you know it’s you.
#5. True love is just being able to find your stuff.
#6. Supporting each other at all times.
#7. “Oh go on, it won’t hurt.”
#8. It shows you’re comfortable with each other, right?
#9. And they wave it in your face to tempt you.
#10. The joy of shared responsibilities.
#11. Up until then, you’d just been wearing it straight off the line.
#12. Until opening the underwear drawer is like those snake-in-a-can gags.
#13. What’s yours is mine, dearest.
#14. Leave Courtney alone.
#15. You’re not even trying, are you? Sweetest angel pie?
#16. Goodbye cozy warm place. Hello cold, wet, sad bum.
#17. Outside is so far away.
#18. So annoying — until you realize they’re mostly your own.
#19. And even then you hope they’ll turn up at some point with milk and bread.
#20. Why don’t you need to sleep?!
#21. “In the same zip code as the dishwasher” doesn’t count.
#22. Creating beautiful memories together <3
#23. Share everything. Even saliva.
But isn’t it nice to have someone to share all of these moments with?