A man has posted a bunch of texts sent to him by his wife, documenting the weird and wonderful nonsense he comes out with as a serial sleep talker.
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Lindsay Stamhuis has been carefully collecting her husband Aidan Hailes’ nonsensical mutterings during his sleep and they’re hilarious.
She seems to respond to him like he’s chatting normally, which makes it even better.
Sometimes it’s clear what he’s up to in his sleepy brain.
And sometimes it’s not so clear…
He can be bit too open with what he’s feeling.
As well as getting suspicious about his wife’s activities.
Sometimes he’s a bit sinister.
But mostly it’s just bizarre.
Sleep-giggling is apparently a thing.
There must be an evil supervillain buried deep inside this man.
He’s not Belgian.
We bet this guy’s wife is glad she recorded pearls of wisdom like this.
Then commenters started sharing their own sleep-talking stories.
RIP our sides.