American TV host, Jimmy Fallon, started the hashtag game #MyTeacherIsWeird the other day. He encouraged everyone to tweet out something funny, embarrassing or weird they remembered about their schoolteachers, and everyone had something to say.
#1. Meet the teacher who warns his students.
In 7th grade my teacher walked in, took a long pause, then looked at all of us and said, "Never get married." #MyTeacherIsWeird
— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) September 14, 2016
#2. The teacher who once donated in the sperm bank.
#MyTeacherIsWeird my teacher said "I'm your daddy" to our entire class yesterday
— audrey (@regionoutwest) September 14, 2016
#3. The teacher who sneaks out.
#MyTeacherIsWeird highschool teacher caught us cutting class. Cause she was in the same coffee shop. During her class.
— Tracie Blalock (@tdixie25) September 14, 2016
#4. The teacher who hates timed schedules.
#MyTeacherIsWeird She called the cops because I made her a clock… I got arrested.
— Ahmed Mohamed (@IStandWithAhmed) September 14, 2016
#5. The teacher who needs an outlet.
My teacher pulled up the facebook page of a guy his daughter was dating and used the whole period to stalk him angrily #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Denisse (@Denissepressa) September 14, 2016
#6. The teacher who’s an Eminem fan.
our english teacher used to have rap battles with kids who hadnt done their homework #MyTeacherIsWeird
— mortgan (@MorgansMumbles) September 14, 2016
#7. The teacher who has separation anxiety.
My prof was so in love with her dog, that when it went to doggie day care, she would live stream it on the projector #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Haley Johnson (@haljoh2296) September 14, 2016
#8. The teacher who can’t keep a secret.
#9. The teacher who is not sure if he really wants to be a teacher.
One time we had a substitute and when we asked him what the homework was he replied with "I don't even want to be here" #MyTeacherIsWeird
— lyds (@lydiamoorx) September 14, 2016
#10. The teacher from Spain.
My teacher in 1st grade would make us do the Macarena until we did it right.. there was no reason on why we did it either. #MyTeacherIsWeird
— ㅤ (@miaajtf) September 14, 2016
#11. The teacher who can’t control his emotions.
My teacher used to take off his shoe and throw it at us if got an answer wrong #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Kevin Jocelyn (@kayjaytwenty) September 14, 2016
#12. The teacher who has an imaginary friend.
My teacher whispered something to himself and then laughed out loud saying, "yeah that was great" #MyTeacherIsWeird
— AC (@Chaney_Adrienne) September 14, 2016
#13. The teacher who almost lost his sanity.
— Julie Goldstein (@semikoshereater) September 14, 2016
#14. The teacher who knows how to redeem himself.
One time my physics teacher tripped in class and saved himself by doing the whip nae nae #MyTeacherIsWeird
— 🎀Bethany[PB]🎀 (@BurritoBethany) September 14, 2016
#15. The teacher who used to work with Johnny Depp.
My Math teacher's shirt got stuck on a nail in the wall & her shirt came off. She immediately said Welcome To Anatomy 101 #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Seth Goodtime (@SethGoodtime) September 14, 2016
#16. The teacher who was cruel.
My teacher once said the prettier your look the shorter you'll live, then said to the class: this lot will live forever. #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Dr. Curtis C. Ho (@citrus_67) September 15, 2016
#17. The teacher who can’t and will never move on.
The science teacher's cat died. There is now a cat skeleton on display in my HS science classroom #MyTeacherIsWeird
— wise-ace (@Laura_the_Wise) September 15, 2016
#18. The teacher who is always hungry.
My 7th grade English teacher would crawl under her desk to eat Doritos then would tell us she "dropped something" #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Elizabeth Peruski (@Liz_agnaaaa) September 15, 2016
#19. The teacher who used to work at Kmart’s PA system.
— Tristen (@TDel17) September 14, 2016
#20. The teacher whose favorite subject in college was Ornithology.
— Mari Manoogian (@MariManoog) September 14, 2016
#21. The teacher who’s starting to lose her vision.
#22. The teacher who can’t take it anymore.
— Tamzin McLean (@tamzin_mclean) September 15, 2016
#23. And finally, the teacher who’s a realist.
If we stressed about a test, my 8th grade history teacher would say, "Don't worry; in a hundred years, we'll all be dead." #MyTeacherIsWeird
— Clara Kensie (@ClaraKensie) September 14, 2016