Michiko 
1. The kid who took passive-aggressiveness to a whole new level:
My kid said I gave her too many grapes. I said just eat half of em.
2. The kid who definitely feels they’re better than all the other second graders:
3. The kid who thought the family’s jar of mixed nuts needed a little bit more ‘dirty sock’ flavor:
4. The kid with very modest yet specific goals for the future:
A kindergardeners response to what she wants to be when she grows up. from funny
5. The kid who took instructions too literally:
6. The kid who seriously thought the answer to “What is the vertex of ∠AXC?” was “Timmy”:
7. The kid who invented this very concerning hybrid toy/weapon:
8. The kid who brought a truly unique art class creation:
9. The kid who did THIS to his coloring sheet:
10. The kid who labelled tofu as ‘rainbows’ and hot sauce as… farts?
11. The kid who doesn’t realize they’re probably already a superhero:
12. This kid who felt the produce section was the perfect place to find his center:
13. This kid who’s definitely an expert at hide-and-seek:
I heard this kid yelling for his dad at Lowe’s, I went looking for him and….. from funny