1. The kid who took passive-aggressiveness to a whole new level:
My kid said I gave her too many grapes. I said just eat half of em.
2. The kid who definitely feels they’re better than all the other second graders:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiE_2A0hQpu/
3. The kid who thought the family’s jar of mixed nuts needed a little bit more ‘dirty sock’ flavor:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhfjBAXBC1V/
4. The kid with very modest yet specific goals for the future:
A kindergardeners response to what she wants to be when she grows up. from funny
5. The kid who took instructions too literally:
6. The kid who seriously thought the answer to “What is the vertex of ∠AXC?” was “Timmy”:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh_6L3-nISd/
7. The kid who invented this very concerning hybrid toy/weapon:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZlVHGYF-Ig/
8. The kid who brought a truly unique art class creation:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bht5ZEgh-tQ/
9. The kid who did THIS to his coloring sheet:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhktBqQHI1w/
10. The kid who labelled tofu as ‘rainbows’ and hot sauce as… farts?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BUhUEtTg6St/
11. The kid who doesn’t realize they’re probably already a superhero:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bhh6II-nN5k/
12. This kid who felt the produce section was the perfect place to find his center:
https://www.instagram.com/p/qzClOhPBQz/
13. This kid who’s definitely an expert at hide-and-seek:
I heard this kid yelling for his dad at Lowe’s, I went looking for him and….. from funny
14. The kid who made a playlist that’s just the Alvin & The Chipmunks’ version of “Born This Way” 241 times in a row:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIsWlcMD-kV/
15. This kid who thought an unsolicited stormtrooper crotch tap was okay:
https://www.instagram.com/p/PATgj5hgu1/
16. The kid who’s definitely not going to get very many christmas presents this year:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BiNW1mDA35L/
17. This kid who rewrote the rules of UNO:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bahyn21j00s/
18. The kid who drew this original, um… art piece:
https://www.instagram.com/p/BhneO9zHxlc/
19. And finally, this kid who really doesn’t like Billy:
https://www.instagram.com/p/qSJ7o9PSvD/