#1. How about food-stained pajamas?
Hey baby it's Friday night, why don't you get into something more comfortable that you can wear all weekend because we have no laundry left.
— Tired Working Mom (@WorkingMom86) January 30, 2016
#2. Don’t forget the dishes and sandwich crusts!
My family crest is just a big pile of dirty laundry.
— Marlebean (@Marlebean) March 27, 2015
#3. That’s one way to mentally prepare yourself for laundry day.
Sometimes when I do laundry I pretend the detergent is gasoline to make self feel better & also to prep for the day I burn this mother down.
— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) June 29, 2016
#4. It’s nice to be confident.
a fun thing about being a parent is when people ask "where do you see yourself in 5 yrs?" you can confidently answer "folding laundry"
— Sweatpants Cher (@House_Feminist) April 18, 2016
#5. AN ALPACA.
Teens had laundry duty for the last 2 weeks… All our whites are greyish pink and I just removed a fucking alpaca from the lint trap.
— Rachel (@Rachelnoise) February 5, 2014
#6. You are alone in your task, wife.
*walks into room
*sees wife folding laundry
*checks to see if she's seen me
*slowly, quietly backs out of room
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) January 17, 2016
#7. Worth a try!
I bought my son a clothes hamper & then we laughed & laughed & he continued to throw his clothes on the floor.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 4, 2016
#8. Fingers crossed there’ll be a PSA.
When the world is about to end, I hope we know about it in advance so I can stop doing laundry.
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) October 10, 2013
#9. Aww, thanks.
The 3yo insisted on helping me put all the laundry away. It's only taken us 6 hours & 10 minutes & apparently pants go in the fridge now.
— Jennifer Lizza (@outsmartedmommy) May 11, 2015
Laundry Day is my Birth Control.
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) September 20, 2011
#11. How about no?
“Tumble dry low. Cool iron.”
Only one of these things is gonna happen. Let’s guess which.
— Annie Hatfield (@HatfieldAnne) January 17, 2016
#12. We’ve tried that, it’s still there.
5yo: Instead of putting my laundry away I'm just going to hate it.
— keith (@tchrquotes) June 4, 2014
#13. Remember these days?
40yo Me: "And sometimes you'll get up at 6am on Sunday just to do laundry!"
16yo Me: "Whatever."
*pops in New Kids cassette, sprays bangs
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 5, 2016
#14. This omen.
I did laundry this morning and didn't drop a single thing on the ground during the washer-dryer transfer. This is going to be a good week.
— Steven Krueger (@stevenakrueger) July 18, 2016
#15. The first and final stage.
I like to do laundry in stages. For example, right now I’m in denial that I should be doing laundry.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) July 17, 2016
#16. When you’re on your 10th load and your brain’s given up.
#17. At least they’ll look fabulous.
One day I'll have a family and all of them will have pink crop tops because dad can't figure out how to do laundry.
— Daddy (@Borgore) July 14, 2016
#18. Whoops, can’t do laundry today. Oh no. Oh well.
Holy hell, I just found a documentary about ping pong on Netflix. Sorry, laundry. You'll have to wait.
— Cheeks (@AverageCorners) July 13, 2016
#19. Couch > laundry.
I wonder how many laundry detergent commercials deliver a false number of impressions bc people get up from couch to put clothes in dryer.
— Brittney Sheffield (@brittneysheff) July 12, 2016
#20. And then there’s this.
Me: Why don't I ever have anything to wear
Me on laundry day: When did I buy 50 pairs of pajama pants
— ⭐️ it rabbu ⭐️ (@redrabbu) July 12, 2016