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1. “What am I doing on this website? I should not be here.”
2. “But remember the last time you decided to just ‘visit’ the Nasty Gal website?”
3. “This time it will be different, I promise.”
4. “No more impulsive buying of one item in three colors.”
5. “I’ll only take a quick look. Like, 15 minutes, tops.”
6. “Ooooh. Wouldn’t that look good on me? That would totally look good on me.”
7. “Why would anyone pay $100 for a crop top? That’s $50 more than something with a whole yard of extra fabric.”
8. “Maybe I would fare better in the discount section.”
9. “I’m so glad I’m not in a physical store where people can see me scouring the sale rack. Ain’t nobody here to judge me but me.”
10. “Maybe I could just buy this one thing to reward myself for cleaning the house yesterday.”
*Add to cart*
11. “These boots are just dreamy! So what if they cost as much as my monthly rent? YOLO.”
*Add to cart*
12. “I need a new bra. My twins deserve a treat once in a while, right?”
*Add to cart*
13. “If I get these 600 threadcount sheets, I would sleep better. I’d be more productive at work and probably get that promotion.”
*Add to cart*
14. “I’m not breaking my budget by getting this hat, I’ll just eat ramen noodles for a week. Okay, three weeks.”
*Add to cart*
15. “I suppose that should be enough shopping for the day.”
16. “Oh okay, maybe this hat, too. I saw Vanessa Hudgens wear this to Coachella once.”
*Add to cart*
17. “That’s it, I’m done. That wasn’t so bad, was it?”
18. “Time to check my items ouuu— wait, what?”
19. “$1990.87?? I was only on here for like, five hours!!”
20. “Maybe I should give up the hat and the bra.”
21. “But I can’t! I’ve already imagined myself wearing them and planned ten coordinating outfits in my head.”
22. “What’s done is done. I’ll just pay and log out.”
23. “I am never doing this ever. again.”
