This Kid Invented Hilariously Rude New ‘Mr. Men’ Characters

British writer Anna Mazzola often shares her young son’s creative writing on Twitter, like this excellent story he wrote filled with colorful onomatepoeiac words (and, er, nothing else).

https://twitter.com/Anna_Mazz/status/786669106120499200

But Anna’s little boy recently took things to new levels when he invented a whole new cast for the famous Mr Men books, doing away with Mr Tickle and Little Miss Splendid and replacing them with these guys.

https://twitter.com/Anna_Mazz/status/788085852719161345

Much as we applaud his broad vocabulary (and slightly alarming illustrations), we’re not sure Mr Anus and Miss Fart will be appearing in bookstores any time soon…