Have you been a bad girl? Well then, you deserve to be punished… with a painstaking Windows 10 installation.
50 Nerds of Grey is a hilarious Twitter parody of Fifty Shades of Grey that will leave you gasping for air. The nerd-infused erotica has a massive following online, and it’s not hard to see why.
“Smack that bottom!”
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We love BDSM, too.
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A weakness for bad boys does this.
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Be adventurous.
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Are you ready to play?
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The pain is real.
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This is the height of depravity.
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HARDER.
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Do you need to be punished?
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“When I’m done you won’t be able to sit down for days.”
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Talking dirty. Real dirty.
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A different type of booty call.
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Role-play at its best.
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“It’s never going to fit!”
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Experimenting.
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When you’re with someone experienced.
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NO THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH.
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Don’t forget the safe word, kids.
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This one probably isn’t a joke.
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Be daring with your partners.
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