Jeff Wysaski uses his comedic genius — and presumably all his free time — to create some of the most hilarious signs, labels, and even book covers, and posts them in the most random places imaginable.
Now he’s back and has taken it upon himself to write detailed replacement labels for the animals at a local pet store.
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There’s a Baby Godzilla Lizard that just “loves to climb and destroy small towns.”
A Gym Rat that “never skips leg day.”
A Regular Boring Normal Turtle that’s neither mutant nor ninja, nor even teenaged.
A Guy Fieri hamster.
A Judgmental Tree Frog that will “constantly judge your life choices.”
The rather ominous Haitian Voodoo Death Bird.
A Creeper’s Python, which is ideal for creeps with ponytails.
An Invisible Jenny of indeterminate size.
We daresay these would make great additions to any home menagerie.
Follow the marvelous Jeff on Tumblr or check out his blog for more of his side-splitting shenanigans.