#1. Not a great choice of parking spot.
#2. Yep, that was definitely a great idea.
#3. Make a slip ‘n’ slide, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
#4. Congratulations, you played yourself.
#5. “Hold my beer while I — oh.”
#6. Seriously?!
#7. Gonna need some water for that burn. Literally.
#8. When a day goes from bad to worse.
#9. RIP truck.
#10. Yes, someone, somewhere, as a cupcake sitting on a toilet tattooed on their body.
#11. 3, 2, 1…
#12. At least you’ll be saving money on gas until spring, right?
#13. Just… why?
#14. Yep, those are fried chicken tattoos.
#15. There’s a t-shirt tan, and then there’s this.
#16. And this is just the stuff of nightmares.
