Sometimes I can be a real morning person; like in the afternoon when I get up.
— Chris Wilson (@ImChrisWilson) June 12, 2016
I'm totally a morning person in the sense that I'm a person and mornings happen and there's apparently nothing I can do about it
— Lyndsay Rush (@rushbomb) September 3, 2015
6-year-old: How will I know when I'm a grown-up?
Me: Do you dread getting out of bed?
Me: You're not there yet.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 13, 2016
It's really hard to wake up early and go to the gym but it's worth it because afterwards I feel really truly terrible.
— Chris Tindal (@christindal) October 29, 2014
I've never gone skydiving, but I do regularly snooze a little longer after I've turned off my last snooze alarm, so I get it.
— nate dern (@natedern) May 6, 2014
STEP 1: wake up early
STEP 2: play on cell phone
STEP 3: ????
STEP 4: apologize for being late
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) September 9, 2016
the only good part about getting out of bed is getting to eat again
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) June 24, 2015
wowe wakig up super early is great, instead of getting tired late at night u get tired by 9am cool
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) September 7, 2016
The best part of waking up is the Folgers I threw in your face for getting me out of bed so damn early.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 12, 2012
Fuck the snooze button, marry sleep, kill the alarm.
— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) December 7, 2012
i was wondering why my alarm didn't go off this morning and i realized this is what i had as my alarm pic.twitter.com/GIwLBs1ktm
— cate fan account (@nowill2livexoxo) September 8, 2016
A great thing about waking up early is you have the whole day to go back to bed.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 29, 2016
I'm always awake early but I'm not as much of a "morning person" as I am a "don't talk to me ever" person.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 18, 2012
I may not be good at sleeping, but I compensate by being really bad at waking up
— modest naturals (@SortaBad) September 13, 2016
I HATE WAKING UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN JUST TO GO TO SCHOOL 😡😔 pic.twitter.com/GO4NhqwwUx
— KING BO (@Prince__Suburan) September 6, 2016
LIFE HACK: not getting out of bed so that you get to bed sooner
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 19, 2014