— Krislynn (@Krislynn) July 8, 2016
It's come to this: Three adults negotiating with a toddler to put on shoes.
— Mike Rigz (@MikeRigz) June 14, 2016
Kids in bed and I was enjoying a quiet bubble bath. Until I shut off the water and hear what sounds like Jumanji happening in my living room
— Court (@Discourt) June 6, 2016
Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night.
— Mickey (@Hypercraxy) September 24, 2015
— Dave Lesser (@AmateurIdiot) September 1, 2015
Never, & I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep.They will sense your excitement & abort mission! #momlife
— Caffeine & Fairydust (@CaffeineandF) November 14, 2015
— Hi, May (@jaimegerms) June 25, 2016
"DON'T PUT YOUR FACE IN OTHER PEOPLE'S BUTTS!!" Actual thing I just said to one of my children. More than once.
— Stephanie Rodham (@StephDsays) March 17, 2016
An easy way to explain parenting is like when my toddler asks for a bubble bath and then screams because her bubble bath is too bubbly.
— Court (@Discourt) March 24, 2016
Just realized all 5 members of my family actually bathed today. Don't worry, I'll still remember you all now that I'm all fancy schmancy.
— Pails and Fires (@pailsandfires) March 22, 2016
5yo: Can I have some banana pudding?
*orders banana pudding and takes one bite*
5yo: I don't like it because it has banana in it.
— Kaycee Wagner (@Kayceew_) July 3, 2016
Did you hit your brother?
5yo: Nope. I danced around him growling in his face!
So that'll be war dances added to list of things we don't do
— Mark, Sonny & Luca (@sonnyandluca) July 3, 2016
"I *AM* CALMER NOW!!!!" my 4yo is screaming, so loudly I can hear him outside w/all our windows closed.
— bag of moons (@bagofmoons) July 2, 2016
When your son offers you some of his snack then goes mental when you accept it and eat it. #parentingproblems
— Richard Ledger (@Ledger288) June 28, 2016
— Sarah Fama (@SarahFama) July 2, 2016
— freckleface (@carisa_howard) April 17, 2016
— Vick Singh (@ivitaminv) July 2, 2016
my three year old is completely offended that she wasn't invited to my wedding eight years before she was born. #toddlerproblems
— lovelylittlewhimsy (@carinalee) June 26, 2016
— Mrs Jake Ryan (@mrs_JakeRyan) June 17, 2016
currently hiding in my room eating a cupcake so I don't have to share with my 4yo. #parenting
— Queen B (@bhagen1) July 3, 2016
Cleaning my house… I'm not sure how much longer I can pretend that what my youngest is doing is "helping." #ParentingProblems
— Amal (@Koiviolet) August 7, 2016