I turn up the car radio when unwrapping candy so the kids don't bust me #momconfessions
— JoAnne (@joanneeppers) September 29, 2016
I will not lie, I have at some point had a crush on all of the Imagination Movers. #momconfessions
— jess…reimagined (@jessreimagined) October 13, 2016
The biggest surprise about parenting is the lies I am willing to tell just to stop the crying.
I get it now, men. I get it.
— Mom Psychologist (@mompsychologist) August 17, 2016
— Tianna Crane (@cranesathome) August 13, 2016
FACT: Had kids for one reason; to send them to the basement for paper towels when I run out of them in the kitchen. It's scary down there.
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) January 19, 2016
I almost just said "Calm your tits" to my 3yo. Thanks, Twitter.
— Wendy S. (@maughammom) June 14, 2013
You aren't a real mom until you have a car with an overstuffed glove compartment filled with napkins stolen from fast food restaurants.
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) April 30, 2016
I've eaten desert in the shower so I don't have to share with the kids. #momconfessions
— avery ghering (@discocutie) August 24, 2016
The only reason I moved down south is so I could eventually earn the rights to say things like, "Child, please. Bitch done lost her mind."
— Faux Ma (@Faux_Ma) November 10, 2011
— Leslie⚽🇺🇲 (@NeverleftOz) July 28, 2016
I'm not saying I've let things slide but I put on mascara today and like 6 people at my kid's school yelled "WOW why are you so dressed up?"
— Kim Bongiorno (@LetMeStart) September 12, 2016
Secret mom pleasures: every time I help my kid pick up his toys, I throw away one or two that I really hate… #momconfessions
— Michelle Flage (@chellemrf) July 20, 2016
— K@'s Sardonic Cartoons (@kats_cartoons) June 27, 2016