19 Of The Craziest Scented Candles You Never Knew Existed

#1. Nacho Cheese.

Smells like: Faint memories of baseball games, county fairs, and movie theater concessions. Get it here.

#2. Calamine Lotion.

Smells like: Surprise, surprise, Calamine lotion. Get it here.

#3. Sexy Librarian.

Smells like: Rosewood, lilac, and musk. Sadly no hint of that old book smell. Get it here.

#4. Bunny Farts.

Smells like: Spring flowers, sandalwood, and musk. Maybe carrot. Maybe. Get it here.

#5. Magical Freakin Unicorn Farts.

Smells like: Ginger lime, cherry, lemon drop, pink strawberry, tutti fruiti, and pineapple. Get it here.

#6. Fried Chicken.

Smells like: Kentucky’s finest fried chicken! Get it here.

#7. White Castle Burger.

Smells like: Uh, delicious burgers? Get it here and find out for yourself.

#8. Netflix and Chill.

Smells like: A “soft aroma crafts that desperate atmosphere that van only come with a $7.99 internet subscription.'” Get it here.

#9. Burning Books.

Smells like: Warm cinnamon orange and mild rebellion. Get it here.

#10. Handy Man.

Smells like: Uh, butt cracks and grease? Honestly we have no clue. All the site says is “need a man around the house for eternity’?” Get it here.

#11. Bachelor Party.

Smells like: Raspberry and blackcurrant blended with jasmine, white chocolate, musk, and sandalwood. Also comes with a dusting of glitter on top. Get it here.

#12. Frat House Basement Party.

Smells like: “Old vintage movie posters with a splash of something that will definitely give you a headache tomorrow morning,” and “the overwhelming smell of sweat and Jungle Juice”. Get it here.

#13. Urinal Cake.

Smells like: “A cinnamony floral smell that’s modeled after the urinal cake our founder once relieved himself on at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas.” Get it here.

#14. Sir Elton John’s Fireside.

Smells like: Madagascar vanilla, exotic woods, smoky embers, and juniper berry… or basically just a really fancy fireside. Get it here.

#15. Locker Room.

Smells like: Sweat, dirty socks, stinky shoes, and raging masculinity. Get it here.

#16. Rome Burning.

Smells like: Hot coals, fire, smoke, and parchment. Get it here.

#17. A New Mac.

Smells like” Mint, peach, basil, lavender, mandarin, sage, and a disgust for Samsung. Get it here.

#18.Donald Trump.

Smells like: Suntan lotion and steaks. Mmmm. Get it here.

#19. Justin Trudeau.

Smells like: Chai tea and maple or “hot Canadian guy.” Get it here.

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