Andy Cohen has taken a savage swipe at Kristi Noem’s husband, Bryon Noem, on social media after a report revealed he had been taking part in crossdressing online.
A new report from the Daily Mail claims Bryon — the husband of former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem — had been active in the so-called ‘bimbofication’ fetish community, allegedly chatting with women online while wearing fake breasts and tight-fitting outfits.
The outlet alleges Bryon exchanged numerous explicit messages and shared photos in which he appeared to have two stuffed balloons positioned under his top to resemble breasts. The report also describes images of the father-of-three posing in a flesh-coloured tank top, while others show him in tight green leggings.
After the claims spread online, social media users reacted with disbelief — and plenty of mockery aimed at the Noems.
TV host Andy Cohen was among those weighing in.
The 57-year-old posted his reaction, writing: “Kristi Noem’s husband being a cross-dresser was not on my bingo card!”
He followed up with another jab: “Happy April Fool’s Day to Kristi Noem!”
Cohen later returned with a further dig on Threads on Friday (April 3), posting: “Wishing [all of] my tig-bitted married MAGA bro’s a Happy Easter.”
His comments were widely interpreted as a shot at the Trump administration and supporters of the ‘Make America Great Again’ movement.
In addition to the claims about Bryon’s messages and photos, the report alleges that during the 14 months Kristi served as Secretary of Homeland Security, Bryon repeatedly sent texts and WhatsApp messages asking for money.
It claims he sent an online contact at least $25,000 via PayPal or Cash App. The Daily Mail also reports that three women provided screenshots of conversations and shared images they say show the outfits Bryon wore.
In one alleged exchange, Bryon reportedly referred to one woman as a ‘goddess’, told her she was turning him ‘into a girl’, and asked if she thought he should wear leggings.
One woman told the outlet Bryon’s reported preference was for ‘3000cc-plus boobs’. “His kink is for huge, huge ridiculous boobs,” she said.
Another woman alleged she eventually worked out who she was speaking to after calling him and hearing a ‘Noem Insurance’ voicemail greeting, before confirming it with an online search.
The report also cites warnings from experts who suggested Bryon’s alleged secret online activity could have left Kristi vulnerable to blackmail.
Following the story, a representative told The New York Post that Kristi was ‘devastated’ and felt ‘blindsided’, adding the family hoped for ‘privacy and prayers’.
Donald Trump also commented to the outlet, saying he ‘feels badly’ for the family.
Kristi and Bryon Noem have been married since 1992 and share three children: daughters Kassidy, 31, and Kennedy, 29, and son Booker, 23.