The hashtag #ThingsKidsSay has been trending on Twitter and parents have taken to social media to share the funny, creepy, and downright bizarre things their terrible tots come out with and it’s sure to make you smile.
7-year old to her dad: when you die, leave all your money to me..
This girl's got goals! #thingskidssay
— Tercia Tweets (@a_tercia) January 14, 2017
Connor(4)-Nanna your not very old are you?
Me-Thats right I'm not very old at all!
Connor-Only your neck Nanna.
— val smith (@valsmit30581225) January 13, 2017
— happycakes (@GamesGuyTwo) January 25, 2017
I twisted my foot and tore my intestine. #thingskidssay
— My Boy Miller (@MyBoyMiller) January 16, 2017
Ms.2: but why does the food turn into poo? #thingsKidsSay
— Z:BrianW (@zBrianW) January 21, 2017
— Wilde (@RedTwiz) January 13, 2017
My 5yr old: "Mommy, who's Donald Dumb?" 😂 #thingskidssay
— Christine Alvarez (@alv_christine) January 24, 2017
"I am going to eat less meat because it's unkind to animals. I once ate pickled onions for a day, so I know what I'm doing."#thingskidssay
— Louis Bone (@louisbone_NL) January 16, 2017
'Mummy, I'm not being mean to Jesus but mass is a bit boring for younger children' – my eight year old #thingskidssay
— Chris Lydon (@ChrisLydon1) January 11, 2017