Flora

Flora

A quasi-writer and future economist who experiences life in short bursts. I'd like to stay and chat, but I'm late for my 3 o'clock existential life crisis. Raincheck?

13 Signs You Were A Cat In Your Past Life

#1. You enjoy activities that require little to no human interaction. You strongly associate house parties with intense feelings of dread. Never mind that these strangers might actually be really cool people. The only sexy time you want happening tonight…

13 Brilliant Things Only Perfectionists Do

#1. You go big or go home. There is no in between. One of the worst words anyone can describe you with is “average”. You have a burning desire to always be the best at everything, and would rather choose to…

13 Ways Growing Up With A Little Brother Was The Best

Little brothers — they were adorable as babies. Then seemingly overnight, they turned into little devils bent on making your life a living hell. But then you grew up, and realized that maybe living across the hall from a real-life Dennis the Menace wasn’t so bad.…

23 Thoughts We’ve All Had While Shopping Online

1. “What am I doing on this website? I should not be here.” 2. “But remember the last time you decided to just ‘visit’ the Nasty Gal website?” 3. “This time it will be different, I promise.” 4. “No more impulsive…

21 Truths Only Short People Can Relate To

If you’re at the Snooki/Ariana Grande end of the height spectrum, chances are #ShortPeopleProblems are something you’ve learned to live with. 1. Always receiving the same reaction after meeting people for the first time. Shouldn’t you be used to this by now? You’ve only heard…

24 Signs Your Cat Is The Alpha In Your Relationship

You might be under the impression that the dynamics between you and your feline are of master and pet. You couldn’t be more wrong. #1. Let’s talk about cats: they lure you in with their tiny meows and promises of adorable kitten kisses. #2. But…

21 Reasons Why You Should Never Visit Kentucky

It’s not Kentucky’s fault that it’s the worst place on earth — the state just can’t help but be hideous and boring, that’s all. If you asked us to name one thing in Kentucky that makes it an ideal place to avoid, well……