#1. I hate when boxing announcers say a boxer is "down for the count." I don't care that he loves Dracula I just want to know who's winning. — kim (@KimmyMonte) June 9, 2014 #2. #3. friend: how are…
#1. This pretty sleeper. #2. This guy who was just caught off-guard. #3. This kitty who wants to be painted like one of your French derps. #4. This elegant furball. #5. This guy who’s just hoping you can’t smell that. #6. This…
#1. This guy who came up with the best numberplate. #2. This family who didn’t want the photographer to be left out. View post on imgur.com #3. This guy who’d trodden on one too many Lego pieces. Next time…
#1. I'm sick of people saying bread isn't good for you… Jesus did not say he was the broccoli of life ok??? Give us this day our daily kale?? — tweets (julia’s version) (@JustbeingJuls) September 28, 2016 #2. The Very…
When Kenzie Jones was out of town recently, she left her boyfriend, Chase Stout, to look after their newly-adopted kitten, Mr Wilson. She reminded Chase to feed the lil’ kitty, but didn’t specify exactly what to feed Mr Wilson, and…
#1. When you try to remain calm. #2. When you need to concentrate. #3. When you have nothing to worry about. my brainall day: is everyone mad at meall night: we're all going to die — dÍ©uͧs̾tÍiÍ¥n̾mÍ«aÍ£rͬtÍiÍ¥aÍ£n̾dÍ©oͦtÍcͨoͦmÍ« (@DustinMartian) September 22, 2016…
All parents have played that fun, age-old game of trying to get kids to eat at a restaurant whilst getting increasingly frustrated as they say, “I don’t know,” and  “I don’t want that”. So one restaurant in Altoona, Pennsylvania, US, came…
#1. Financial status: taping together a dollar bill that my toddler ripped to shreds — Lauren Mullen (@DraggingFeeties) March 29, 2016 #2. My wife said we would save money on Halloween candy if we bought it at Aldi so I…
#1. [normal life]ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week[packing for vacation]hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts — jonny sun (@jonnysun) July 5, 2016 #2. Do I just call you or should we…
North Carolina mom Nicole Poppic, 34, has shared a no-holds barred tardy note that every parent with a terrible teenager can relate to. Nicole’s daughter, Cara, overslept recently and the 14-year-old was apparently giving her mom a little too much sass…
8 days ago, parents from Reddit were asked what they like to do when their kids are not home. We’ve gone through some answers and discovered that (according to the vast majority) things are likely to get wild. #1. Binge —…
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#1. This regal PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF. #2. This surprising revelation. #3. … Which led to this revelation. #4. This call for equal treatment of animals in the field of measurement. #5. This danger noodle controversy. #6. This super creepy realisation. #7. This introduction to bird psychology. #8. This amusing dog…
#1. Josef Stalin fooling around. #2. The original Ronald McDonald — yep, he did exist. #3. Robin Williams dressed as a cheerleader. #4. Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger share a dance at the Cannes Film Festival. #5. President Ford is showing off his skills to Pelé.…
There’s nothing worse than getting a call from the principal when your kid’s at school — are they sick? Have they beaten someone up? Do I have to drop everything and go get them? But one mom’s story of “the…
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