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Just 23 Really Funny Tweets To Brighten Up Your Day

#1. Poor monkey. god: i have made Mankindangels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety — Dr Charlotta Lofqvist, S.J. (@jon_snow_420) October 28, 2015 #2. Is it really that easy?…

18 Tweets With Hilariously Unexpected Endings

#1. This GMO? OMG! moment. [grocery produce aisle]ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots?CLERK: No, why do you ask?CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask? — Todd 'Papi' Carlos (@TheToddWilliams) March 19, 2016 #2. This person who got overly attached. Me: *nervous…

25 Hilarious And Totally Accurate Tweets About Babies

#1. Oh, and it’s the 166th day of the year. #2. This wishful thinking… Mom holding crying baby: He just needs to be changed.Me: Yeah hopefully into a puppy or something quieter. — The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 5, 2015…

22 Weird Shower Thoughts That Will Blow Your Mind

If you’ve ever found yourself randomly having a sudden but striking realization about something totally random… well, you’re not alone. They are known as ‘shower thoughts’, and as the name suggests, they tend to happen to a lot of people…