20 Hilariously Honest Tweets About Marriage That Every Couple Can Relate To
#1. Wife: You pick dinner. Me: Pizza. Wife: No. Me: Tacos. Wife: No. Me: Subs. Wife: No. Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?! Wife: It's up to you. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 22, 2016 #2. *breaks toaster* *calls…